Ham on the blog and someone wants to marry Mary
This post is going to tick a lot of people off but that is seriously the majority of it’s purpose. I am so sick and tired of getting no shit 500+ spam a day. It is seriously pathetic. All day long I get these same losers who post comments linking to garbage sites with less then appropriate content on them or the ones I cant stand the most are the how big is your… and well you know the ones. We never allow your comments through so why do you continue to eat our bandwidth? This is costing us money and once it totals up enough we have each of your ip addresses and various other details to identify you and we will be seeking restitution as soon as the cost mounts up to an amount that is criminally punishable. Think about that one the next time you go to post your rubbish comments.
So anyway without further adieu we are going to present some of the comments here as we have done in the past only we will be altering the links they included to link to things we chose instead so thank you spammers for your content. Maybe this time you get the hint?
We call this one the freelance special. This has appeared in our comments about 600 times so far under different user names but the same series of ip addresses.
Hi! Good site respect! Visit [junk link was here] and [junk link was here] Thanks!
This type of comment is believed to be generated by
- freelancer
- person who pursues a profession without a long-term commitment to any one employer.
type websites that allow jobs to be posted where a website is searching for x amount of one-way pr x links for x dollars. The takers of these jobs fire up their spammer software with a list of urls and smash the internet with junk to hundreds and even thousands of websites that allow comments to be placed and the sad part of this is that I’ll bet that 85% of them do not moderate the comments.
This is what we like to call the dumb teen
Like! Thank you!
[Like Uhm I pasted links here but I'm not cool enough to figure out why they aren't showing]
I am glad to find this forum! [This isn't a forum you twit]
[Like uh I wish I had a real life then maybe they would show my link]
Like! Thank you!
[Don't they say if you try something the same exact way more than once and it still fails you should probably give up or you would be considered insane?]
Thank you! I delighted!
[Like uh. This sux I think I'll do it some more]
Good stuff, very nicely done!
The tickle my ego approach. This one has appeared about 500 times so far.
I agree with the author.
[My junk links won't show]
Very nicely done
[I keep banging my head on the desk and it hurts]
The Author, you – genius
[I am still doing it]
Excellent work, added to favorites!
[I don't get it. Why do I have a headache?]
And then there is this one most odd of all. I am not sure if this is spam or not. The comment was literally a whole book more or less. The posters name looked suspicious like taxsomethingorother and the posters web address included with the post seemed to be a female named Sonja who has a blog that allegedly allows users to post about deals making it even more suspicious but what made it most odd is that this post the poster actually knew how to make a link. Like OMG! 
Anyway the content of it I read every bit and it was surely very interesting. The originator claims to be a man who is in love with Mary who is his girlfriend and he wants to marry you Mary! He wants that so bad he has told millions of people by spamming their blogs telling the blog owners to email this message to as many people as they can that he wants to marry you in the worst way.
Surely an interesting approach if this is legit but hey who is to say what is romantic I mean in a geeks world you never know. Heck at this point I am starting to think that I want to marry Mary if she is such a geek that she actually would find such a proposal (JK). Anyway so he included a poem to Marry that goes like this.
Mary, please forgive me, as you know English is not my native language. And I am not a poet. But I mean it from my heart.
My angel,
Five years ago, I will always remember the day When fate made us meet, blissful Alaskan moments in May Earth spun around us and a journey began Love, warmth, happiness, enough the years to span.
The longer it lasts the more grows our bond And with 80 still – of you I will be fond Whatever happens, I will stay at your side Through good and bad, together let us stride
No second with you was ever wasted
You are the sweetest I have ever tasted
We have spent so many years – why not a life?
Mary, will you marry me – and become my wife?
Mary, if you have received that and have recognized me, then give me a sign so that I can continue with the romantic part of my proposal
Well that’s sweet now isn’t it? So Mary if you are out there and you see this marry this shmuck proposal to mary . I mean dang, he has registered a domain and dedicated a website to this cause of pure fate. Hey reader, yea YOU! What do you think his chances are? Leave us a comment and tell us and if you want go ahead and pass his story along as well because he surely needs all the help he can get and fast.