Here is something you may find a little oddly entertaining. I know I did
One time I called this radio station that was doing alright. Nothing really big or anything. I asked who was in charge of marketing. The woman I spoke to told me it was Bill Freemont. I said thank you very much, have a good day then and hung up. About a week later I walked into the radio station and asked to speak with Bill Freemont about boosting the station to new heights. The secretary asked me to take a seat, Bill was on the phone but would be of momentarily.
A few minutes later I was called into Bill’s office. We discussed a few techniques and why they had or had not implemented them yet. You know small talk. So now comes the reason I am here. Bill I am going to take your station to new heights. I sold myself up a bit and told him that I would require a salary of $40’000 a year and $90’000 for a marketing budget. So after a bit more discussion it was agreed he would get back to me.
Two days later Bill called me up and told me I was on board. We went on for a few months and did some online marketing and a few other local fund raisers and so on. So at this point I bring talks of a relocation up. I had found a great spot that would cost about $800.00 less per month to operate from. The only issue was that it would cost the station about $8000.00 to move to the new location.
At this point I have already planned this whole thing out so I have plenty left in my marketing budget for the year and I offer up $6000.00 if they will fund the rest. Bill jumped right on that when I promised that the move would surely save them money and bring them higher than they had imagined possible.
The worst part of all of this was the packing. That was an outright nightmare. So we get to the new location and it turned out being better than I had expected. Without thinking about it the elevation of our new location was 2400 feet higher than before. Just about at the peak of our highest mountain. Before we were stuck in a valley.
The amount of listeners increased by over 180% due to our new incredible reach. Ok, so now here comes the twist. I was fired the next month. Bills secretary found a paper I had written my original ideas on about how I intended to boost the ratings of the radio station. It was a simple plan really. I had no idea just how great a plan it was but I knew it was good enough to work. I had no intentions of scamming the station nor is that at all what happened but they viewed it as such. They ran daily discussions on air with live call in’s. The topics being a scandal on high, about the station being scammed out of 132’000 dollars and now being stuck up in a secluded mountain location against their wishes and so on. Yea ok so this is messed up at this point but I play right into it as they had anticipated from my notes.
This was my idea. Nothing boosts ratings like a good scandal. It was intended that the firing was all show as it was written in my notes. Only issue is that I had not discussed the firing portion of this plan with them at this time and I am now fired so I think that my idea is just not going to happen and it does only in reality. I am hearing this for over a week, people calling in, running me into the ground and then some. I had intended this to be a few day thing I would call in from home, We would get into heated debates over the phone on air. All staged up you know? Yea so it didn’t happen like that. No, instead after a week of this I am nuts and I call in and go off. This is on the air and then they edited my voice to say things I never said. Their ratings went through the roof.
All would be fair and well here except one thing. My salary was cut, I received no severance pay and I am out of a job. This was my idea. It worked way more than I had planned on and they profited from it where I received absolutely nothing but grief. After exhausting every last dollar I had on legal fees trying to originally get my job back and then I dropped down to just my severance pay and so on and never received anything at all. No money left and so I had left that old crook of a town.
Two years later I come back and buy the radio station. I now have 2 since I moved on to another station and pulled the very same thing off only with legal binding contracts this time signing 50% of the shares over to me if the stations listener base could be increase 200% over one year. So now do you wanna take a guess who kept their job at WKLB-99 The Top? Well Bill did for a few months but he couldn’t hack it so he decided to move on to other ventures. Bills secretary on the other hand. Well she is now in Bill’s office. That is a woman that I know I can trust when it comes to the finances. She values her job and when she had seen my notes did exactly what I would have expected her to do. Bill is the one who stepped way out of bounds here without questioning me about it or anything. Oh well such is life and now it is a better one.
That was just some off the wall ramblings for you really. No one mentioned in this post or anything in it was real or exists and any familiarities are mere coincidence outside of myself. I am pretty sure I exist but none of that ever happened. I was just bored. Have fun folks.